We left the Impala Hotel at 07:30, packing our “boxed
breakfasts” into our panniers. The deal is that we will ride to the border at
Taveta (estimated at 2 ½ hours), get the paperwork done (estimated at 1 hour),
ride to Voi (estimated at 3 hours) have lunch and then decide if we want to
continue to Mombasa.
Having stayed at Voi previously, it is a one horse town,
with one very basic hotel and I for one do not wish to stay there; Martin, on
the other hand is concerned that it may be too much to complete in one day.
We fill up with fuel at the first available station and are
off! Despite a couple of fruitless stops to buy water, we set a reasonable
pace, stopping at Moshi for a quick break and for Martin to be sick (although
he isn’t). Martin writes…I was actually wretching in my helmet for the first
section of the ride, once I had downed a ceral bar and some water and my empty
stomach had something to go on I was fine.
We reach the border quicker than we think and have everything
completed by 09:53 putting us ahead of our schedule by nearly an hour. Result!
Looks like we’re going to Mombasa.
The road from the border at Taveta is truly the worst we
have encountered, rough, bumpy and with large patches of sand that snatch the
handlebars from our hands which makes steering the bikes impossible.
Both of us
have a number of “moments” when it looks like we’re going to be thrown off; fortunately
there is only one occasion when Martin drops his bike but it is at such low
speed that the crash bars do their work, preventing any injury or damage. It is
also good that the road is virtually deserted although passing vehicles do
kindly check on us when we have a pit stop.
We stop at 10:53 to eat our breakfast. Martin is concerned
that as we are in the wildlife corridor of Tsavo National Park
we may be eaten by lions! (Reasonable thought given that we have just ridden
past a wildlife corridor! Why do you think the road is deserted and everyone
looks strangely at us when we stop). Paul remarks that it may be the equivalent
to having a picnic on the M25. I suggest it is more like having a buffet at Longleat!
Here kitty kitty!
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"Breakfast Box" |
Breakfasted, we resume the ordeal, stopping only when the
windscreen and mudguard on Martins bike have lost so many screws from the
vibration that remedial action by way of cable ties is required. The one thing
we do know about this road is that it will eventually end. And it does. Sand
becomes gravel becomes sort of hard bumpy surface and eventually utter tarmac!
We head into Voi on said Tarmac and find the ‘Fine Breeze’
Hotel where we stayed in 2010. Martin particularly remembers the night we had
there as he got the most horrendous cramp in the middle of the night and had to
empty a salt seller from the restaurant into his water bottle at 3.00 in the
morning whilst still in his underpants. It did relieve the cramp which was in a
leg muscle he did not know how to stretch!
Cramp Hotel. I don't have cramp in my mouth I am sucking a mint!
I digress…
We both had half a chicken with chips and the ketchup that
Africans have which tastes nothing like ketchup. Martin ordered a Coke but the
girl who was serving us did not understand so after several failed attempts
Paul asked her for a Cock and all was well.
Martin’s earlier wretching is long forgotten and after a
brief breather and a ‘just what the doctor ordered’ meal we agree to continue
to Mombasa and set
off. But not before we told the waitress what happened in the episode of the
soap on the TV as we had seen that one in the Continental hotel in Uganda…they
must be a week ahead there!
We set off for Mombasa
refreshed and hit the east Africa highway. One
can never be complacent on African roads but we have got a little better at
handling the craziness of this road which includes some of the most unpredictable
overtaking decisions ever seen. We make good progress with MP3 players keeping
us going. Martin says he felt a twinge of emotion as Mombasa coast line came into view knowing
that we were almost at the end of our journey. The bikes were amazing yet again
taking everything we threw at them.
Back to the beginning
We hit the Mombasa traffic and start looking for the
Lotus Hotel - the one from which we started this journey. Martin pulls
over to ask Paul to get two sachets of dioralyte out of the depths of his
pannier as he had cramp in that same muscle and could not stretch it
any-which-way. It was ridiculous that this should happen but the dioralyte in
double dose did the trick and we went back into the traffic. After some
canny navigation by Paul and some asking for directions we found the Lotus.
Happy Days!
Weigh bridge queue coming out of Mombassa
What was lovely was the huge convoy of bikers from the city
who had heard we were coming into Mombasa
at the end of our trip and they all followed us through the street beeping
their horns and creating a convoy of two wheeled vehicles! (No…not really!)
Celebrating with a nice cold beer